Get ready to ride!
"We ride at midnight!" This clarion call to action has filled many a magical heart with exhilaration and purpose. Jumping onto one’s broom and soaring through the skies is among life’s great pleasures. But did you know flying is regulated? Indeed, there exists a bevy of rules mandated and courtesies expected when it comes to broom travel.
This brief course seeks to untangle the morass of legalities so you can sweep through the clouds with confidence and safety. After viewing a few short videos, you’ll be given a 20-question exam, and if all goes well …, poof! You’ll have your very own Broom Driver’s License.
The cost has been cut to $19.99 . All proceeds go to Omni’s Home for Wayward Witches and Frazzled Familiars.
So let’s get you swept off your feet and into the air.
(heavily discounted in an effort to cut down on mid-air crashes)
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Conscientious witches will be pleased and relieved to know that we offer
Broom Insurance
Our blanket policy covers the broom itself, collision, all liability, medical, and aura re-alignment
(Price adjusted due to the growing number of mid-air accidents)
$7.77
If prompted by PayPal at the conclusion of your transaction,
tap the RETURN TO MERCHANT button on the PayPal site for immediate class access
If anything goes wonky, email genie@omniocademy.com for help
